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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

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Kitty is so egotistical she even falls asleep looking in the mirror. #catsofinstagram #kitty #catnap

Kitty is so egotistical she even falls asleep looking in the mirror. #catsofinstagram #kitty #catnap

vivisroom:

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

that comment is so accurate it hurts

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“Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten. “Dracarys.” The black dragon spread his wings and roared. A lance of swirling dark flame took Kraznys full in the face. His eyes melted and ran down his cheeks, and the oil in his hair and beard burst so fiercely into fire that for an instant the slaver wore a burning crown twice as tall as his head. The sudden stench of charred meat overwhelmed even his perfume, and his wail seemed to drown all other sound.

(Source: rubyredwisp, via ashleydavies)

thesunrisesforall:

CHIPOTLE SUPPORTS MY WEIGHT GAIN AND SEXUALITY. #PRIDENYC

thesunrisesforall:

CHIPOTLE SUPPORTS MY WEIGHT GAIN AND SEXUALITY. #PRIDENYC

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real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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